*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
Plaid doesn’t save lives. It brings them back… on occasion.
Sometimes you come back and you no longer have a soul.
Reblog to save an unsuspecting plaid-wearer’s soul.
fuck that shit, plaid was 50% off at Urban Planet yesterday.
join the darkside, we’re half-price.
you’ll be saying that until you die and then wake up a demon hahah
hey, when you look this good some kind of price has to be paid.
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically
I always feel like I’m in a MMA fighting montage/music video
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant